I don’t doubt you, or the Guardian’s, stats. The carbon footprint sounded off, but it was the Carbon Trust, so I thought they might know. But anyway–yes, I love faithful men, too, which is why Clive Owen is so darn hot. And I have a secret, unwilling fascination with Posh, who is good at being Posh. Although she is too thin.

I’m just enormously attracted to faithful men. And while I know Beckham isn’t infallible in his fidelity, the fact that they’ve nonetheless made the marriage work, and clearly love their children - that’s the bit I find attractive.
And Posh - I think she takes a lot of stick for not being talented, when she’s actually very talented at being a celebrity.

“In fact, the national average for the UK is 9,400kg, about 10 times what would be sustainable for the planet. Still, we’re not the worst, by any means: the average US carbon footprint is 19,800kg, while the impact on climate of the average Aussie is 18,000kg. Developing countries are far more sustainable: the average Chinese carbon footprint is 3,200kg, while the average Indian emits 1,200kg.”

And the dog lamp–why, oh why??? Though someone once gave my parents a bizarre lamp in the shape of glass snail which is very similar. I think they hid it in the garage.

KJ, I do admit to being fascinated by her.

And Abby, there are even more real-faux Tiffany lamps on Amazon. This one was only the first I found–I couldn’t look away.

I can’t look at Beckham - my eyes are still watering from the ugly dog. Why, Megan, why?